A haiku about my job:
Drear upon drear
I write a tutorial at your bidding:
Tedium upon drear.
Special thanks to the lack of caffeine in my bloodstream.
A haiku about my job:
Drear upon drear
I write a tutorial at your bidding:
Tedium upon drear.
Special thanks to the lack of caffeine in my bloodstream.
Inspired from writing a tech doc…
Listen closely
The event has been fired!
Is it exposed?
Exposed event
Sits naked on an output at night–
Where’s that listener?
And inspired by my friends who now work at IBM and want me to not send
them “inappropriate” emails because Big Blue Watches You (and reads
your emails), here are three “dirty” haiku:
Miriyo —
Her new solo release?
Dirty!
Oh Christina!
I remember when you were
Dirrrrrty!
White horse
Falls in muddy swamp —
Dirty!
Silence is golden
You need to shut the fuck up
Subtitles are on
Condoms and fun fur
a surrealistic new crab
bed bugs on stuffies.
I wrote this new poem
while I was taking a dump
you might wonder why.
My cat she hates me
she’s orange and grey I am white
fuckin racist bitch
I used to serve God
swallow his body and blood
cathabalism.
My vegan diet
Guinness, corn chips and bourbon
I’m saving the world
The skate park virgins
call each other vagin
like it’s a bad thing.
When I realized
That the scar wouldn’t heal
It was much too late
Film at eleven
It tells stories of children
Who weren’t home by ten
Glowworm cave full of
Stalactites and stalagmites
Trapped in the middle
They cut the tree down
Only so they could count the rings
And marvel at age
The sky is falling
Into a large hole where the
Devil is waiting
The Roof
One life to live out
One final heartbreak pending
echos from the roof
infatuation
ends the heavy obsession
and distracts her mind
3 Failed Pseudo-Haiku about Wham’s Last Christmas playing at Dollarama:
Last Christmas
Playing in the Dollarama:
Heart for a buck?
Last Year
You gave away my Dollarama heart.
Whatevs.
In the past 27 years,
My heart has been given to everyone
Who’s entered the bathroom.
2 girls and a guy
naked women, rock and roll
hot, steaming, music
Apparently when I can’t sleep, rather than write lists… I’ve been applying the 5 rule to situations in my life… When I shower… I think up Haiku’s. I think two in the shower doing Haiku’s is even better ;). Naked Haiku tag teaming in the shower… HOT!
5 rule
1 of 5 for you
tattered heart, a tear stained sleeve
darkness creeps back in
Morning
wet, slick, hot, steaming
breath against my open nape
fingers, teasing, lost
Heartless
Once you stole my heart
Tearing it from gristled shell
Now it’s your entree