New Haiku’s by Snad!

Published March 3, 2012 by Lizzie Violet

Inspired from writing a tech doc…

Listen closely
The event has been fired!
Is it exposed?

Exposed event
Sits naked on an output at night–
Where’s that listener?

And inspired by my friends who now work at IBM and want me to not send
them “inappropriate” emails because Big Blue Watches You (and reads
your emails), here are three “dirty” haiku:

Miriyo —
Her new solo release?
Dirty!

Oh Christina!
I remember when you were
Dirrrrrty!

White horse
Falls in muddy swamp —
Dirty!

Haiku’s from The Petch!

Published January 10, 2012 by Lizzie Violet

Condoms and fun fur
a surrealistic new crab
bed bugs on stuffies.

I wrote this new poem
while I was taking a dump
you might wonder why.

My cat she hates me
she’s orange and grey I am white
fuckin racist bitch

I used to serve God
swallow his body and blood
cathabalism.

My vegan diet
Guinness, corn chips and bourbon
I’m saving the world

The skate park virgins
call each other vagin
like it’s a bad thing.

Haiku’s by Adam Abbas

Published January 1, 2012 by Lizzie Violet

When I realized

That the scar wouldn’t heal

It was much too late

 

Film at eleven

It tells stories of children

Who weren’t home by ten

 

Glowworm cave full of

Stalactites and stalagmites

Trapped in the middle

 

They cut the tree down

Only so they could count the rings

And marvel at age

 

The sky is falling

Into a large hole where the

Devil is waiting

5 rule…

Published December 15, 2011 by Lizzie Violet

Apparently when I can’t sleep, rather than write lists… I’ve been applying the 5 rule to situations in my life…  When I shower… I think up Haiku’s.  I think two in the shower doing Haiku’s is even better ;).  Naked Haiku tag teaming in the shower… HOT!

5 rule
1 of 5 for you
tattered heart, a tear stained sleeve
darkness creeps back in

Morning
wet, slick, hot, steaming
breath against my open nape
fingers, teasing, lost

Heartless
Once you stole my heart
Tearing it from gristled shell
Now it’s your entree